I dunno about you guys, but I do literally lock mine up. I mean, that's what chastity belts are FOR right? To annoy dudes who want in my pants? It couldn't ever be that I just don't wanna sleep with you, bro. Nah, that's absolutely not it! » 7/23/14 11:09am Yesterday 11:09am

Pandas are, I'm convinced, on a diabolically single-minded campaign to actively extinguish themselves. I'm not sure whether they're doing this just for fun and because they can, or as some sort of morbid Performance Art, but I'm 99% certain that it's all part of a plan. » 7/22/14 4:12pm Tuesday 4:12pm

I've had a will since I was 18 (and also power of attorney documents and a living will etc.). I'll probably, in the next few years, have to have it re-written, since once you pass a certain level assets-wise the laws and shit all change. Or I'll decide to become an Adult and Get Married, at which point I'll change… » 7/18/14 2:25pm 7/18/14 2:25pm

Y'know, I don't tell you this often enough, but you're one cool human, Izzy. I hope when I have daughters and they are your age, they're just as open and understanding and sympathetic and yea, sometimes a little snarky, as you are :) » 7/17/14 9:58pm 7/17/14 9:58pm